Obama and Jay Leno

Obama
"I am glad that the only person whose ratings fell more than mine is here tonight. Great to see you, Jay. I'm also glad that I'm speaking first -- because we've all seen what happens when somebody takes the time slot after Leno."

Yep, never gets old...

The Oil Spill

The Oil spill...seriously, they haven't stopped it yet?

It's been 63 fucking days!

I know the spill in Mexico took ten months but that was thirty years ago!

In three decades, they couldn't come up with anything a little better?
It's not like they were cash-strapped or something...

(rolls eyes)

Maybe they were just too busy buying off politicians.