Comics at Barnes & Noble
Hawkeye
It's weird, I did totally ship Hawkeye/Hawkeye and now I'm kind of...he'll screw it up somehow and I'd hate for Kate to get hurt even though she totally knows that's what the outcome would be...
Spider-Man
I can't remember which one but it has this weird cover with Fury, Romanov and Barton all making up one person...yeah, weird...anyway...
Me: Because I usually don't read Spider-Man lately because the plot is stupid and weird but the internet told me it had Coulson, Black Widow and Hawkeye. See it's stupid because Doc Ock's in Spider-Man's body and Peter Parker isn't and nobody knows about it.
My Mom: Nobody knows about it??
Me: Right, but I think Coulson thinks something is up because he yelled at Fury for bringing Spider-man on the Helicarrier which was weird, too. I don't get how the relationships are compared with the movies, like it's weird to have Coulson yelling at Fury.
My Mom: Coulson yelling at anyone.
Me: True.
Wolverine
I can't remember which Wolverine series but it has Wolverine and Nick Fury on the cover. Inside, Nick had a flying car and I'm just...
Please have Lola fly at some point...
So, they were having a "Father's Day" sale with Wallander, MI5/Spooks, Case Histories and Luther.
I'm like...where is this dad and how can I meet him?
Unless he's still married to your mom...
It's weird, I did totally ship Hawkeye/Hawkeye and now I'm kind of...he'll screw it up somehow and I'd hate for Kate to get hurt even though she totally knows that's what the outcome would be...
Spider-Man
I can't remember which one but it has this weird cover with Fury, Romanov and Barton all making up one person...yeah, weird...anyway...
Me: Because I usually don't read Spider-Man lately because the plot is stupid and weird but the internet told me it had Coulson, Black Widow and Hawkeye. See it's stupid because Doc Ock's in Spider-Man's body and Peter Parker isn't and nobody knows about it.
My Mom: Nobody knows about it??
Me: Right, but I think Coulson thinks something is up because he yelled at Fury for bringing Spider-man on the Helicarrier which was weird, too. I don't get how the relationships are compared with the movies, like it's weird to have Coulson yelling at Fury.
My Mom: Coulson yelling at anyone.
Me: True.
Wolverine
I can't remember which Wolverine series but it has Wolverine and Nick Fury on the cover. Inside, Nick had a flying car and I'm just...
Please have Lola fly at some point...
So, they were having a "Father's Day" sale with Wallander, MI5/Spooks, Case Histories and Luther.
I'm like...where is this dad and how can I meet him?
Unless he's still married to your mom...