2017-10-06

ericadawn16: (Jubilant)
2017-10-06 12:34 am

Guardians of the Gilmore: Kill Me Now

Title: Guardians of the Gilmore: Kill Me Now
Author: Ericadawn16
Prompt: Gilmore Girls and Guardians of the Galaxy, I turn all Sean Gunn appearances on Gilmore Girls into Kraglin events.
Character/Pairing(s): Kraglin, surprise guest
Rating: PG
Warnings: Nothing whatsoever except very mild language
Spoilers: Nothing there either
Summary: Kraglin is dropping some cargo off on Knowhere.

Kill Me Now

Kraglin was first mate now. Peter was off somewhere. Luckily, his M ship had a tracker so Kraglin no longer had to look after him. It had been about five years since that incident with Simon Williams.

Today was an easy job. He just had to drop their cargo off on Knowhere.

"Where do you want the dog?" he asked the latest assistant. Assistant was kind. They were basically slaves.

"Um, well, do you know where the back office is?"

"Nope."

Most people would have rolled their eyes at that point.

"Okay, you know the entrance you just went through?" she asked but he was tired and just wanted to unload the mutt.

"Nope."

"Going to help me at all?" she asked.

"Nope."

"Sir!" she called and turned back to Kraglin again, "This is Cosmo, right?"

"Sure, why not?" he replied. At least, he responded to Cosmo so he assumed that was the dog's name. There aren't too many dogs dressed in space suits either.