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ericadawn16) wrote2014-10-02 01:48 am
ericadawn16) wrote2014-10-02 01:48 am
Marvel
The internet claims that October 1 was the 75th anniversary of Marvel which was then Timely Comics. I could wax eloquent about how they mean to me or post a fanvid of all their awesome media adventures or post a favorite panel.
Instead, I feel like posting quotes about Marvel characters and their penises.
Brodie: The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?
Stan Lee: I don't know. It's a superhero secret.
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VF: In the Kevin Smith movie Mallrats, Jason Lee asked you a question that has crossed every serious comic fan’s mind at least once in his life. You dismissed it at the time, calling it a “superhero secret.” Are you finally ready to answer Lee’s question?
Stan Lee: Remind me.
VF: "Is the Thing’s dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?”
Stan Lee: I never gave it a thought. I guess common sense would say it was made of orange rock too, but I always thought it was more interesting to think about Reed Richards. As you know, he had the ability to stretch, and sexually, that would seem to be a great asset in many areas.
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Coulson: Maybe he was lonely.
Skye: Not likely. This is a guy who can turn ANY body part into any material-
Coulson: Okay-
Skye: Mmmhmm.
I loved how uncomfortable she made him.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6947761/10-marvel-superheroes-who-probably-have-weird-penises
Instead, I feel like posting quotes about Marvel characters and their penises.
Brodie: The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?
Stan Lee: I don't know. It's a superhero secret.
*****************************
VF: In the Kevin Smith movie Mallrats, Jason Lee asked you a question that has crossed every serious comic fan’s mind at least once in his life. You dismissed it at the time, calling it a “superhero secret.” Are you finally ready to answer Lee’s question?
Stan Lee: Remind me.
VF: "Is the Thing’s dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?”
Stan Lee: I never gave it a thought. I guess common sense would say it was made of orange rock too, but I always thought it was more interesting to think about Reed Richards. As you know, he had the ability to stretch, and sexually, that would seem to be a great asset in many areas.
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Coulson: Maybe he was lonely.
Skye: Not likely. This is a guy who can turn ANY body part into any material-
Coulson: Okay-
Skye: Mmmhmm.
I loved how uncomfortable she made him.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6947761/10-marvel-superheroes-who-probably-have-weird-penises
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But I was always a Johnny Storm fan anyway. Can he pee fire? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Hugs, Jon
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Skye: Not likely. This is a guy who can turn ANY body part into any material-
Coulson: Okay-
Skye: Mmmhmm.
I loved how uncomfortable she made him.
I loved that moment too.
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I think that bit with Skye and Coulson was my favorite part of the ep. But then my sense of humor is that of a 12 yr old boy. :D
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