Marvel

[ericadawn16]

The internet claims that October 1 was the 75th anniversary of Marvel which was then Timely Comics. I could wax eloquent about how they mean to me or post a fanvid of all their awesome media adventures or post a favorite panel.

Instead, I feel like posting quotes about Marvel characters and their penises.

Brodie: The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?
Stan Lee: I don't know. It's a superhero secret.

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VF: In the Kevin Smith movie Mallrats, Jason Lee asked you a question that has crossed every serious comic fan’s mind at least once in his life. You dismissed it at the time, calling it a “superhero secret.” Are you finally ready to answer Lee’s question?

Stan Lee: Remind me.

VF: "Is the Thing’s dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?”

Stan Lee: I never gave it a thought. I guess common sense would say it was made of orange rock too, but I always thought it was more interesting to think about Reed Richards. As you know, he had the ability to stretch, and sexually, that would seem to be a great asset in many areas.

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Coulson: Maybe he was lonely.
Skye: Not likely. This is a guy who can turn ANY body part into any material-
Coulson: Okay-
Skye: Mmmhmm.

I loved how uncomfortable she made him.

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http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6947761/10-marvel-superheroes-who-probably-have-weird-penises

Comments

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

Have to admit, I have never thought about The Thing's thing, but Reed Richards on the other hand. LOL..............
But I was always a Johnny Storm fan anyway. Can he pee fire? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Hugs, Jon

[http://users.livejournal.com/_profiterole_/]

Skye rules! The show, just like the movies, is good at taking the female gaze into consideration, like when the women discuss Thor's godliness. ^^

[ragnarok-08.livejournal.com]

Coulson: Maybe he was lonely.
Skye: Not likely. This is a guy who can turn ANY body part into any material-
Coulson: Okay-
Skye: Mmmhmm.

I loved how uncomfortable she made him.

I loved that moment too.

[celeste9]

Hahahahaha at Stan Lee and Reed Richards' penis!! It is true...

I think that bit with Skye and Coulson was my favorite part of the ep. But then my sense of humor is that of a 12 yr old boy. :D

[alphaflyer.livejournal.com]

Yes. Skye's comment. Gives a totally new meaning to the term morning wood. ;-)