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Clint Barton's Sex Life
Dec. 13th, 2012 07:40 pmYou might remember before and right after The Avengers came out, how we were so sure that cinematic Clint Barton was either gay or bisexual and probably involved with both Coulson and Natasha?
I mean it's not like Fury's Big Week denied this at all...
How many people would Coulson feel trustworthy enough to sleep with?
Then, there's this bit from the original Thor script:
Aww, "handsome".
Comic book Clint tends to be a bit of a man slut with women, but...
Notice how he says "no" but instead of saying how he doesn't like guys, including Spider-Man, that way, he launches into this explanation of how sex always messes things up...
Then, as though they now need to prove that Barton is a man slut with the women, he sleeps with someone different in just about every issue, including one he'd JUST met with red hair and can we say ISSUES???
Still, it leads to several pages of nudity like this so it wasn't completely pointless...the censorship is hilarious. I also love Kate's purple car and if we're going to keep a platonic partnership between them, can we make Kate being Coulson's daughter canon? It just makes sense.
Also, I'm watching this miniseries I recorded off Sundance, Restless. It's a star-studded, classy production but they just needed to tell me "Hayley Atwell as a British spy during World War II" and I was sold. Oh, Peggy, I love you...
I mean it's not like Fury's Big Week denied this at all...
How many people would Coulson feel trustworthy enough to sleep with?
Then, there's this bit from the original Thor script:
Aww, "handsome".
Comic book Clint tends to be a bit of a man slut with women, but...
Notice how he says "no" but instead of saying how he doesn't like guys, including Spider-Man, that way, he launches into this explanation of how sex always messes things up...
Then, as though they now need to prove that Barton is a man slut with the women, he sleeps with someone different in just about every issue, including one he'd JUST met with red hair and can we say ISSUES???
Still, it leads to several pages of nudity like this so it wasn't completely pointless...the censorship is hilarious. I also love Kate's purple car and if we're going to keep a platonic partnership between them, can we make Kate being Coulson's daughter canon? It just makes sense.
Also, I'm watching this miniseries I recorded off Sundance, Restless. It's a star-studded, classy production but they just needed to tell me "Hayley Atwell as a British spy during World War II" and I was sold. Oh, Peggy, I love you...
