Sexy Men, Part One

So, I've been sick for the past four days and unable to do the big family get together for Easter and what's the only thing to do after that?

Post sexy men.

I was totally pissed that People named Adam Levine Sexiest Man. I understood it a little after seeing the photos but still...

Here are some other tattooed options that were either absent or under-appreciated in the issue:

( Don Cheadle )

( Robert Downey, Jr. )

( Jeremy Renner )

( Dwayne Johnson )

( Idris Elba )

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( Tyrese Gibson )

Chris Evans
I don't know the actual photographer's motivation or what the magazine spread was, but I'm imagining Steve and Bucky fooling around with a new camera and it falling out of a book or something decades later by Phil Coulson who...

Sexy Men, Part Two

Last time was about the tattoos. Again, I'm using people not represented or under-represented in the People issue; this time is just plain objectification of the male form. Cue the Darcy catcalls.

Arm Porn

Of course, this is usually best demonstrated by Jeremy Renner, but I used him in the previous post soo...

( Clark Gregg )

( Anthony Mackie )

All-over Body Porn

( Byung-hun Lee )

Tom Hiddleston

Marvel, can we please have a shirtless Loki? Please? Or at the very least, a very tight fitting tunic?

Sexy Men, Part Three

One last post...

We all love to argue about Marvel and how they do or don't objectify men or women...

But DC really put these advertisements for Arrow in and on its comic books because I saw them:



I was pretty amazed.