ericadawn16 | It's Tardis Time!

Title:It's Tardis Time!
Author: Ericadawn16
Characters: Ianto, Jack, the Doctor
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ianto and Jack talk about bananas.
Author's Note: Written for the "banana" challenge on

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"I'm just not comfortable talking about our sex life in front of him. Can't we use euphemisms?" Ianto asked as they sat at the kitchen table.

"I don't think weevil hunting would work when we're on board the Tardis," Jack retorted with a smile.

"Well, we could say something else or just nickname the body part, like..." Ianto trailed off and looked for some inspiration. Then, he spotted the fruit in a bowl.

"Like a banana, we could say something like, 'I really need a banana tonight'" he suggested and Jack smiled.

"I happen to like my bananas firm against my hand so I have to work with it. My fingers squeeze and rub over the banana until," Jack spoke and looked him directly in the eyes, "it gives me what I want."

Ianto felt his trousers tighten and felt Jack's hand checking to be sure.

"But what about bananas that have already opened themselves to you? So you can see the whole length and run your tongue over it? Teasing the tip for it to come out cleanly?" Ianto asked.

"You'd like your banana in my mouth right now. I could fit the whole banana," Jack started as the door opened and the Doctor walked in, "I can fit a whole banana in my mouth. It feels so good and then, you could have a banana, too. We could take turns having a banana all night long."

The Doctor took one of the bananas from the bowl before saying, "I like bananas. Bananas are good."

Ianto closed his eyes rather than giving himself away but Jack laughed.

"What?" the Doctor asked.