Pirates of the Caribbean: Please God Let This be the Last One

It's like they want to take what little positive feelings I have left and then, stomp on them repeatedly.
My mom was excited about Will returning but didn't catch his brief appearance or what he looks like now...

It just feels like more of the same of the stuff I didn't like and none of the stuff I did. Plus, I'm still leery to trust them after the fourth film that was absolutely terrible.

And why does Javier Bardem never get to look sexy in his roles?