Bunny Drabble Fluffy

Author: Ericadawn16
Character/Pairing(s): Clint, Phil, Sitwell Phil/Wanda
Rating: G
Spoilers: Mention of a Cellist
Summary: Phil's girlfriend entrusts him with her bunny. He makes the mistake of bringing it onto the Helicarrier.
Author Notes:
One of my friends said she wanted wanted "Coulson with bunnies" or something to that effect. I forget which one of you it was...and I ended up writing two.

Bunny Drabble Fluffy

"There are easier ways to eat rabbit," Clint retorted. The white bunny merely paused in his eating.

"Wanda has a performance in Russia this weekend so she needed someone to babysit Mr. Darwin," Phil explained.

"Dutiful boyfriend," Clint commented with a smile. Phil shrugged.

Clint bent down to the cage and Phil made a rookie mistake.
Never take your eyes off Barton.

"I used to have one like this," Clint said and Phil looked up to see him hugging it out of the cage.

"I don't think that's a good idea. I think you should put it back," Phil told him.

"It's fine," Clint assured him seconds before the bunny squirmed and bounded out of his grasp.

"Get that bunny!" Phil ordered. Then, the door opened.

"Coulson, I had a question-" started Sitwell. A streak of white could be seen making his escape.

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"Is this really necessary?" Clint asked.

"You lost her bunny. Accept the consequences," Phil spoke and looked in the viewfinder.
Clint was dressed as a bunny. Phil could have opted for a simple Halloween costume. Instead, he went for a replica of Ralphie's pink bunny pajamas from the classic film.

"It could still show up," Clint spoke.

"On the helicarrier?" Phil retorted.

"Could this cellist really be this scary?" Clint asked. Phil pressed the button and the Polaroid came out with a satisfying pop. He liked the fragility of the image and how it didn't have a backup negative so he'd stockpiled all he could.

In a noncommittal way, he answered, "I wouldn't underestimate Wanda."

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( Epilogue: ANGSTY (movie spoilers) )

Bunny Drabble Not So Fluffy

Author: Ericadawn16
Character/Pairing(s): Phil, Maria, Ranger Raccoon
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Nothing
Summary: Phil has to contend with alien rabbits...
Author Notes:
One of my friends said she wanted wanted "Coulson with bunnies" or something to that effect. I forget which one of you it was...and I ended up writing two. This is the second one although I thought of it first. I blame Joss Whedon, Anya and Monty Python.

The rabbits continued attacking. Both SHIELD and the planet's inhabitants were being injured by the rabbits' claws and their guns.

I hate alien rabbits, Phil thought.

"Where's this Ranger you were telling me about?" Phil asked into the walkie talkie.

"Should be coming any minute now," Maria told him. He didn't have time for that. Phil took his gun back up and began trying to help. Then, there was the sound of more heavy artillery.

Please don't let that be the rabbits...

Phil looked over to see a raccoon in a military uniform. However, he was wielding a gun and leading the assault. He bounded over to Phil.

"Agent Coulson, I presume? I'm Ranger Rocket Raccoon," the alien spoke. Phil bent down to shake his hand.

The Claw Machine Taunts Me...

K-Mart has a claw machine, of course. However, it currently has Superhero Squad Show plush! Namely, Hulk, Wolverine and HAWKEYE!

Oh, the cuteness!

I was so tempted but then it's like...it's a claw machine and I SUCK at them!

Damn you, claw machine of awesomeness!

Debbie also derailed my efforts to watch the newest Ultimate Spider-Man and Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes. Normally, my satellite works fine but not today. Today was like back in the Ho-Inn days...

I hope Coulson gets dialogue this week although I did love last week how Peter has finally learned...
Gee, something weird is going, I should talk to Coulson...
YES! Finally, he learns that after...what? Like eight episodes, maybe more?

I'm going to be sad when he's not in the new Spider-Man film. I know I shouldn't expect him but still...I will despite everything.

I did get to see the Wasp, then Hawkeye, then nothing...
I have gotten my mom to accept purple Hawkeye but she still calls the film version, "the real one".