Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

I'm DVRing tonight's Once Upon a Time because I'll be too preoccupied with waiting for the commercial to watch.

I'm assuming it will be longer than this:

But this alone is one of the greatest seven seconds EVER!

Also, this:

Once Upon a Time is Next

Okay, I'm getting a little uncontrollably excited!

Once Upon a Time is like now but...
I like you people but I don't care! I JUST WANT COMMERCIALS SO I CAN HAVE MY COULSON, DAMMIT!

But I understand that his role might be limited to that brief part in the teaser, just like they did with Loki.

I was watching The New Adventures of Old Christine once and Richard (Clark Gregg) mentioned his legs not being the same length. I went, Aha! There are hardly any scenes of Clark Gregg walking, running, etc. I think that he actually has this. You can really see it in the short teaser clip, it's like he has a limp but it's compensation for the unequal lengths.

One of my brothers is the same way. Of course, they might make it a limp for character reasons.

Also...two of the females are actually of Asian heritage. Wen's parents are Cantonese and Chloe Bennet's father is Chinese...so no, it's not OMG CAUCASIAN GIRLS ALL OVER THE PLACE! You know...like Girls...

Also, J. August Richards as Luke Cage, yes please? Or have we found out his character name when I wasn't looking?

Mulan and Coulson together, kicking ass, woohoo!

SQUEEEE

All I could manage was a high pitched squeal through the whole thing, so happy!

Ugh, Coulson always has the best cars, that one's even better than the one on Ultimate Spider-Man...and it has a name, Lola.

I want to watch it immediately like ten million times and the study each freeze frame...

Woo, now I can:

Now, I can't even remember if they gave us a date...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Dammit, go together and be badasses together, she's awesome that way, JUST TRUST US!