Halloween Poisonings

It appears one of our country's best talents is to blow things out of proportion, like Halloween candy tampering.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/poison/halloween.asp

Hawkeye's Farm

I've had this percolating in my mind for a while now...

(Use the same melody as "Grandpa's Farm")

We're on our way.
We're on our way.
On our way to Hawkeye's farm.
We're on our way.
We're on our way.
On our way to Hawkeye's farm.

Down on Hawkeye's farm there is a Wolverine.
Down on Hawkeye's farm there is a Wolverine.
Logan, he makes a sound like this: "Snikt! Snikt!"
Logan, he makes a sound like this: "Snikt! Snikt!"

We're on our way.
We're on our way.
On our way to Hawkeye's farm.
We're on our way.
We're on our way.
On our way to Hawkeye's farm.

Down on Hawkeye's farm there is a half blind dog.
Down on Grandpa's farm there is a half blind dog.
Lucky, he makes a sound like this: "Woof!"
Lucky, he makes a sound like this: "Woof!"

We're on our way.
We're on our way.
On our way to Hawkeye's farm.
We're on our way.
We're on our way.
On our way to Hawkeye's farm.

Down on Hawkeye's farm there is a red Deadpool.
Down on Hawkeye's farm there is a red Deadpool.
Deadpool, he makes a sound like this: "Fuck you!"
Deadpool, he makes a sound like this: "Fuck you!"

We're on our way.
We're on our way.
On our way to Hawkeye's farm.
We're on our way.
We're on our way.
On our way to Hawkeye's farm.