Nephew Post: The Mandalorian

(Middle nephew missed part of the first episode that day.)

Everyone as two characters are reunited: AWW!!!
Middle Nephew: WHAT? What did I miss?
My Mom: You missed him attempting to land his ship.
Me: It didn't go well.
My Mom: They got it out of the water though.

(Mandalorian and the Child return to the ship; now repaired.)

Oldest Nephew (Laughing): It's literally held together with fishing line and duct tape!
My Mom: Why do they keep complaining about the Millennium Falcon when there are ships like this?

(Greef comes on-screen.)

My Mom: Was he that grey last time we saw him?
Everyone: No

(It's become obvious that Imperial bases and ships aren't that safe without railings and harnesses.)

Oldest Nephew: Why is everything so unsafe? Where's OSHA?
Me: Well, they did build TWO Death Stars. They had to cut corners somewhere.
Oldest Nephew: Those were two huge wastes of money. Still, Anakin would have tried.
Me: Anakin?

(Seriously, Anakin is the guy who jumped from moving vehicles to moving vehicles to be faster.)

Oldest nephew: Yeah, but then, he found out how much it cost and got rid of OSHA.

(The Child is scarfing on macaroons.)

Oldest Nephew: It's even more delicious knowing you stole them from the kid who wouldn't give them to you. If he doesn't become a Jedi, he'll become a master chef where he recreates the sumptuous taste of stolen.

(Ahsoka describes her fear of a Jedi falling due to attachments and fear.)

Everyone: (Makes sympathetic noises because she's talking about Anakin.)

(Ahsoka kicks ass.)

Oldest Nephew: This is all we've ever wanted.
Ahsoka: Where is Grand Admiral Thrawn?
Me: YES!