ericadawn16 | Conan on Jimmy Fallon

So, I was watching Jimmy Kimmel last week and Evangeline Lilly was on. He introduces her as "Evangeline Lilly from Lost" which immediately annoys her and then, the first words out of his mouth are, "So, what happened in that finale?"

"Jay Leno introduced me as Evangeline Lilly from Real Steel."

*Tense moment more*

"I thought you said we were in Heaven."

"If we were in Heaven, there would be no Jay Leno."

It got me to thinking about Conan's New York show and hoping so very, very much that he'd appear on Jimmy Fallon or at the very least, The Daily Show or The Colbert Report. The very next night, I got my wish!

Now, normally, I would simply embed the video of Conan O'Brien being on Jimmy Fallon, but there are two problems.

1. I don't trust NBC and footage containing Conan.
2. The last time I used Hulu, it hijacked my Friends' Friends Pages and raped them.

Instead, I have a transcript and because I'm a sad fangirl, sixteen screencaps made the old-fashioned way with a dvr, pause button and a camera.

Conan on Jimmy Fallon and surprise guest

Jimmy Fallon: I just love it when the air starts feeling a little brisk...

(huge cheer from audience as camera cuts to Conan coming from the curtains)

(Conan walks over to Jimmy, pats him and gives him a little hug. They look adorable like old friends...which I'm sure they are. Audience gives Conan a standing ovation. Conan and Jimmy look a little taken aback and also wondering when it'll end so they can start their bit.)

Jimmy: Conan, Conan O'Brien everybody, what...what are you doing here?

Conan: You know, I was back in New York and I decided I wanted to come by and check out my old studio.

(Technically, this is studio 6B, Conan's studio was 6A and is now used for the Dr. Oz Show.)

Conan: Yeah, hey Max!

(Yum, tongue action from Jimmy)

Conan: Your hair looks amazing, man.

(Conan looks like he's going to kiss someone and Jimmy...well, it'd be perfect for a caption contest.)

Jimmy: That's right, you were here for sixteen years.

Conan: Sixteen Years, yeah.

Jimmy: And then...what happened?

(Conan looks like he's going to cry, then bursts into laughter before putting his arm around Jimmy.)

Conan: Don't worry about that, you're a young guy.

Conan: It worked out fine. Anywho, I came by for a reason which is that I left something here, something important to me and I haven't had it in a while and I thought, since I'm here. It's my old studio. I could get it back.

Jimmy: Sure, of course, whatever you need.

Conan: Is that cool with you?

Jimmy: Yeah, no problem.

Conan: I think I'm going to need it again so...

Jimmy: Absolutely no problem

Conan: I left it back here.

(Yay, it's almost like an ass shot.)

Conan: It's still here. That's crazy.

Jimmy: I don't know where that...oh yeah...

(Would Conan and Triumph like some time alone?)

Jimmy: He's been here the whole time.

Conan: I can't believe you didn't notice that.

Jimmy: We really could have...

Conan: He's jutting out of the couch, it's very obvious.

Jimmy: The whole time he was there...

Conan: It's been there the whole time.

Jimmy: Oh my gosh, well, I'm happy that the owner came and retrieved it.

Conan: Yep.

Jimmy: Conan O'Brien, you're a good man.

Conan: You're a good man, too, Jimmy Fallon.

Jimmy: Thanks, man.

Conan: Goodbye everybody! Enjoy the rest of the show!

Jimmy: Conan O'Brien, everybody! He's going to be doing some shows at the Beacon Theatre in a few weeks here in New York City. It's nice to see him back in New York. Conan O'Brien, once again everybody.