Marvel

The internet claims that October 1 was the 75th anniversary of Marvel which was then Timely Comics. I could wax eloquent about how they mean to me or post a fanvid of all their awesome media adventures or post a favorite panel.

Instead, I feel like posting quotes about Marvel characters and their penises.

Brodie: The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?
Stan Lee: I don't know. It's a superhero secret.

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VF: In the Kevin Smith movie Mallrats, Jason Lee asked you a question that has crossed every serious comic fan’s mind at least once in his life. You dismissed it at the time, calling it a “superhero secret.” Are you finally ready to answer Lee’s question?

Stan Lee: Remind me.

VF: "Is the Thing’s dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?”

Stan Lee: I never gave it a thought. I guess common sense would say it was made of orange rock too, but I always thought it was more interesting to think about Reed Richards. As you know, he had the ability to stretch, and sexually, that would seem to be a great asset in many areas.

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Coulson: Maybe he was lonely.
Skye: Not likely. This is a guy who can turn ANY body part into any material-
Coulson: Okay-
Skye: Mmmhmm.

I loved how uncomfortable she made him.

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http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6947761/10-marvel-superheroes-who-probably-have-weird-penises

Dolphin Tale 2, Part Two

In my first post for Dolphin Tale 2, I forgot to mention another anomaly in the film...the teenage boy has THREE Thesauruses in his bedroom!

I don't know of any teenage boys who even have one anymore.

My mom found a few other books to also be weird for a teenage boy.