Sean Bean and Tom Hiddleston on Family Guy

You remember how Sean Bean and Tom Hiddleston were going to be on Family Guy?

Well, if you weren't watching May 19 and you didn't record it, you totally missed it.

"No Country Club for Old Men".

Peter says something about making the ancestors proud, including that painting in the attic.



Painting (Sean bean): "Did you kill the others?"
Peter: "I shan't."
Painting: "You shall!"
Peter: "I'm going to talk to the statue in the basement!"



Statue (Tom Hiddleston): "Did you kill the painting?"
Peter: "This place is a nuthouse!"

I played it for my mom and unlike Robot Chicken, she recognized Tom immediately.

Ooh, YOUTUBE!

Jennifer Grey kicking Ass

I showed my nephews this clip:

Then, I explained how in real life she was married to the guy that plays Coulson...that might be giving them the wrong idea actually...

Anyway, Jennifer Grey definitely needs to guest star on Agents of SHIELD, preferably as the cellist. When I watched Joel Grey on Warehouse 13 that reminded me how he was on an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and you know...when your husband and dad get to work on Whedon projects and you don't...that just seems really unfair.

Plus, we know from Dancing with the Stars that she's still pretty damn fit.

Hitler

I do love me a good Hitler joke...these will never not be hilarious:

I do have problems with the anger towards Pepper and strong females but fine, whatever, just remember:


I'm watching In the Land of Women I recorded on my DVR, my mom takes one look at the Lifetime Logo in the corner and goes, "This is one of those that starts out with problems on top of problems but they all sort it out by the end?"

I'm surprised that wasn't followed up by, "Clark Gregg is in this, isn't he?"

Usually, when I'm watching Lifetime, it's Clark Gregg related.

Fun at Barnes & Noble

The magazine section at Barnes & Noble had a bench. There was a guy at one end. My mom was at the other end. I sat down in the middle.

I don't think he liked our conversations. He got further and further away as we discussed Helen Mirren wanting to kiss Tom Hiddleston, how my mom found "Sherlock" weird in Star Trek into Darkness because of being evil and having a haircut, and the three times that Martin Freeman has been in his dressing gown on-screen. He was standing several feet away at that point.

By the time we had finished talking about how awful Bruce Banner looks in "Secret Avengers":
Me: Why couldn't they draw him like Mark Ruffalo?
My Mom: He doesn't have glasses!
Me: He doesn't even look like Edward Norton!

The guy had moved to the far side of the magazines.